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*Little Girl*

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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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Short story (help please!!)

So I have an assignment to write a short story for tomorrow. I started it but I can’t seem to finish it *sigh* please help ???

I woke up in the middle of the night thirsty. I wanted to get a glass of water, so I went downstairs where the kitchen is. It was dark and I couldn’t see very clearly. Everyone was asleep and the house was utterly quite. I went to the kitchen I saw something shining on the floor. I turned on the lights very quickly to see what it was. It was broken glass. I freaked out and started to sweat I thought there was someone in the house. I heard a sound of a closing door then and I freaked out even more, so I wanted to go upstairs quickly to wake everyone up. I was really afraid to take the trip from the kitchen to the stairs, but I pulled myself together and started running towards the stairs like a crazy person hoping that the intruder won’t see me. I ran as fast as I could and while I was running I was trying not to look around to see something or someone. My eyes were only focused towards the stairs. I claimed the stairs fast skipping a step with every jump I made. I went to my parents’ bedroom knocked on the door on a hurry and got in. “Mom, dad I think there’s someone in our house.” My dad rushed out of his bed and took the nightstand that was next to him and went downstairs quietly. I stopped at the top of the staircase with my mother next to me and watched with terror.

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nzafro:

My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.

I can’t stop laughing.
Ohlurdsaveme. 

One day, i will be the equivalent of this man as a grandfather….one day.


WOW !!

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